"24" prediction 3-28-06

In desperation for blogging material, I thought I'd give my predictions of the next coming hours of perhaps the best show on the planet "24". I'll start with a recap of the previous episode and then tell you what I expect are insights to be shown in the future hours.

Last night's show: 9pm-10pm. Last night, they had the explosion at the natural gas powerplant. In the final minutes of the hour, rubble was slamming against the cop car in which Baur and Beirko were battling. Wayne Palmer was heading to the retreat with the Secret Service dude. Audrey was interrogated thoroughly by Jack and some other schmuck and turned out to be on the right side.

Here's my predictions:

• Bierko will be captured. Problem is we'll find out he's only another rung in the ladder of this never-ending list of bad guys. That's the problem with this show. Villians will be played with some soulful wrath only to later learn that they inturn are pawns. Don't worry, Jack will interrogate the frickin' shit out of this guy. I'm sure He'll take a shit too. On the floor right in the room. That's one job I wouldn't want. To be the janitor of that place. Feces, vomit, pee, blood, and any other fluid the body can generate is on the floor there. Of course you need to have Level Alpha-omega Class double X clearance to even mop the floor. I'd have a better chance doing a space walk than trot through there with a mop. Of course any bad guy can easily walk in there. That's because any bad guy on the show has a quadruple major of Computer Science, Chemistry, Mechanical Engineering, and Electrical Engineering so they can easily be familar with any foreign device, element, or blueprint that crosses their path.
• Wayne Palmer will learn than the Vice President is connected to all of this somehow. He has been behind this from the get go. Trouble is Palmer is a nobody and basically the equivalent of crewman Shepard on Star Trek episode #45. That means he's a goner. Bye-bye. Of course, he'll have some secret paper that will be taken from him at his dying moment from another top-level government agent working for our enemies.
• That Homeland Security guy is bad news. Not the main chick but her right-hand jackoff buddy of hers. I don't know about the Sexual Harrassment thing but he just doesn't read right with me. He's got the same mental wiring as the dead Hobbit who was running the joint. His side agenda superscedes the emergency and people like that need to take a big breath of the gas that's been stolen. I hate people like that.

You know you'd think that after all the damn moles in the place, they'd run an extensive background check of everyone but that just doesn't seem to happen. It appears that Chloe, Jack, and a few others must go against a team of villians that have more thought out plans and are better at executing them than we are. Thank God we can always throw a bad guy or two into a closed room with Jack, some needles, a .45 and we'll catch up in a hurry.