I'm Certified.

Certifications seem rampant out there. No one's taken mine yet. hmmm.

Jason Hunt certification:

1. You will be hit repeatedly in the face at one point during the next 5 minutes but you will not know when. When being hit, the technician will throw out a question. Answer it correctly within the first 5 seconds after the striking stops. You will receive no credit for this question if answered, even correct, after the 5 seconds have lapsed.
2. Sprint a half mile. at the end of the race you will find a 12-foot deep pool. Assemble a computer submerged at the bottom of the pool and make sure it boots. you have 3 minutes to complete this.
3. Write a program that can count the number of hairs on your head. You can use bar-coding, OCR, and a kodak camera to accomplish this task. At the end we will shave your head and count the hairs ourselves. You can be off by 10 hairs max. Begin.
4. Below you is a teddy bear. On it, we have attached a GPS device that includes an altimeter. Get this teddy bear into upper orbit. We don't care how you accomplish this but you cannot involve NASA. One caveat....attached is an explosive. Any descent greater than 1 meter and it will explode so you must keep moving it up. We will verify its location within 2 hours.
5. Put $385,000 into my account. You have no idea which bank I use and/or under what name. I will check my account in the next 10 minutes.
6. Attain some political office that is widely known. It can be at the local level. You have 3 months to get this done and assassination can be used.