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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

I wonder if the alter "me" is doing better than I am.

Or any of the alter "me's" out there in the other dimensions. Think about it. There's probably over a million of "you's" out there. Some probably run a business or are movie stars. Others, on the run from the law or have already been executed. In some parallel universe there is another "me" taking calls or sacking groceries. He's stupid, like me. He's ugly, like me. He's just another person. I'm hoping that if you lumped all the "me's" together, I'd be batting par. I hope I'm not on the low end of the stick and all the other "me's" are success stories far beyond my own. I really wish I could see some of the other ones. I'd like to see myself take a bullet for the president. Maybe I'm a porn star in some dimension. Or, I'd like to see myself order a platoon to invade Chile over a toxic red sky as I battle for the coast. Of course, it would be nice to be a mastermind criminal. Not the one doing 2 to 10 for check fraud. Now, like I said, most are probably doing entry level jobs or are in a low management position but I can dream, can't I? errr, I should say all of the "me's" out there can dream, can't we?

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